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Thought of something today.
"吃太多鸡蛋的话，你会变成鸡蛋人。 吃太多大便，你会变成大便人."
So everyone, don't eat too much of anything.
It's no good if you acquire the elements of what you are eating.
Also, almost became the sea today, because I drank too much water.
Made me a bit wavy.
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When a person is wavy, he will drink a lot of winter melon tea, and become a winter melon.
* Xin- * ---- Wednesday, July 15, 2009 9:22 PM
Had the fun of my night dreaming.
Slept at 9.
Too tired.
Woke at 12.
Shocked my brother when I went out to get a drink.
My 3 dreams.
First dream starts with school holidays.
It being a school holiday, went online and had mass conversation with the class.
Then, it was damn hot.
Went for a bath.
Then during the bath, I began to dig my nose.
I almost dug out my whole nose.
Anyway, dug out a figurine of WenSheng.
As you can guess, WenSheng is very slimy and green.
Next, HoYee came into the picture, and SCREAMS, "I WANT THIS!!!"
So yeah.
Next, passed on a message about extra classes for GP.
END.
Next, dreamt about me sleeping.
So, was sleeping as usual when my brother came back and turned on the air-con.
When I woke up in the dream, I saw the windows still opened.
By instinct, went to close them, but they opened by themselves soon after.
Well, my mother said that it's because of my brother sleeping, and there will be an expansion of gas in his stomach ,"胀气", so that's what causes the windows to open.
The next scene was my cousins coming over.
The usual 3 who will always wreck havoc.
So they were bothering me when I was doing work, wanting me to go to the library with them.
Managed to tame them by wrestling and then tangling their limbs together.
Then, one was playing with matches while I hit him on his head and tangled him together.
OWNED.
And not sure why, Evelyn was reading books by my fish tank.
END.
The third was the weirdest, which involves everyone.
So, we were retained, and were grouped in the square.
And there was this orchard behind us.
GuoXian was in the same column as me.
Went on to discover others in the same class, and saw Amanda not far behind.
We were supposed to hand in the attendance records for the year, but I forgot that mine was in the locker in the class.
Well, the scenerio went back to CHS classrooms.
Then, the classes were named by numbers, and the usual 4-7 class was termed as number 11.
So searched for number 11 on the map, before seeing DeZhan dashing into the staff room, and called for Amanda.
"AMANDA ARE YOU THERE? HOYEE FINDING YOU!!"
Can't tolerate the loudness.
Went to tap him, and told him that Amanda was in front of the orchard.
"ORH. SHE BEHIND THE LEMONADE AH?!"
Then DeZhan dashed off.
END.
* Xin- * ---- 5:31 PM
I've just spotted a very retarded statement in the anti-natal and pro-natal policies notes:
"...top piriority in the competition for enrollment in the most desirable primary schools was given to only children..."
EDIT:
After reading it a lot of times, finally understood. So "only children" is the plural form of "only child".
* Xin- * ---- Monday, July 13, 2009 9:15 PM
Day started fine, with me waking up from a dream.
Really prefer those smooth and silent awakening to those violent ones I had last time.
Peaceful wakings these few days had been fine and tolls had been lost.
Love it.
Oh well, I'm looking forward to hectic life.
* Xin- * ---- Sunday, July 12, 2009 9:47 PM
 The day was bright, with balloons everywhere.
So, the day was meant to celebrate YinMin's birthday, and next, we went to eat!
Well, halfway to our destination, we were spotted and stopped by the POWER 98.0 and YinMin was sabo-ed to take up the challenge: Read a rap on StarBucks as fast as possible.
Wanted to take a video of her doing, but too fast leh, only took 3 seconds. Yeah, so because of that, everyone got themselves a complimentary ticket for the jelly in your coffee.
Some new juice.
Then, everything went smoothly, and the best part of the day was actually throwing basketball.
Challenged DeZhan to a throw, and won 149 - 90 something.
149 points leh.
1 more point to move to round 3. =.=
* Xin- * ---- Saturday, July 11, 2009 11:19 PM
I want a dreamcatcher. My old one seemed to have collapsed.
* Xin- * ---- Friday, July 10, 2009 8:58 PM
Let's forget that today is YinMin's birthday.
And next, we shall talk about lies.
I find that lying is a really useful technique to annoy people, especially if you hold certain power e.g. being the Economics Representative in class.
Hence, found out that the main criteria for lying is to have great power.
With great power comes great credibility.
It's really fun to annoy people, to trick them that the Economics teacher isn't here today, or some other annoying teacher will take over the Economics lessons instead.
Also works well for other subjects, if you established your stand well in class already, and gained enough credibility in all areas, due to the amount of work you can be seen to have put in in all your work.
One other criteria for lying to your fellow peers is to own a poker face.
Make it look like you are actually not lying, just having a normal facial expression would be enough; don't overdo it with weird weird expressions as if you are experiencing constipation while tight-rope walking.
Next, it would be rather important to lie to yourself.
To make a successful lie, you must even persuade yourself that it is actually the truth, be it a past or future event.
When you lie to yourself, and you believe it, can then you become an excellent liar.
Also, I wonder why human beans can be used with words like "little", like Little Red Riding Hood.
* Xin- * ---- Thursday, July 9, 2009 7:11 PM
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